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Started by Denny9 REPLIES284 VIEWS· 02 May 2026, 14:16
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
02 May 2026, 14:16
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02 May 2026, 14:16#1
Jimmy Kimmel throws Trump’s low ratings jab back at him

Jimmy Kimmel has clapped back at President Donald Trump’s low-ratings diss, saying that if that were the case, then they should both be unemployed.

During Thursday night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! opening monologue, the late-night host, 58, fired back at Donald’s latest retort, demanding to know when ABC plans to take action against Kimmel over his recent “widow” joke about First Lady Melania Trump.


“When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel, who incompetently presides over one of the Lowest Rated shows on Television? People are angry. It better be soon!!!” Donald wrote Thursday morning on Truth Social.

Responding to the president’s jab later that night, the comedian said: “Or what?

“If incompetently presiding over not just one of but the lowest rating in history is the reason I should be fired, then we should both be out of a job!” he quipped.


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 May 2026, 17:24
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02 May 2026, 17:24#2

Well Jimmy should be ashamed of himself...not being able to accept the result of the democratic process... it's fine to be critical of some things but his constant negative slant on anything Trump is toxic and just as divisive as he accuse Trump of being...but somehow he's justified because OMB?...screw him and the high horse he rode in on... hypocrite.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
02 May 2026, 23:15
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02 May 2026, 23:15#3

Complete tit

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 May 2026, 23:42
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02 May 2026, 23:42#4

So full of himself...best of all, as an entertainer, Trump is better than him at his only game ... I'm sure much of his hate is the envy burning like pancreatic cancer....I don't even have pity for him and his kind ...to my shame ..I know it's wrong ..

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
07 May 2026, 04:10
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07 May 2026, 04:10#5
Jimmy Kimmel roasts Trump for reinstating fitness test

Jimmy Kimmel has ruthlessly mocked President Donald Trump’s newest executive order to restore the Presidential Fitness Test in schools nationwide.

On Tuesday, Trump, 79, announced he was reinstating the test, an annual assessment of school-aged children’s athletic abilities, declaring that the “next few years will be a golden age of athletics.”


Later that night, Kimmel took aim at the president’s interest in fitness during his Jimmy Kimmel Live! opening monologue, quipping: “Trump is very into fitness. In fact, whenever somebody asks about the Epstein files, he sprints out of the room.


“Trump said the fittest kids will get to come to the White House and help build the ballroom,” he added. “Only Donald Trump would bring back a test he would have no chance of passing.”


Kimmel further suggested that Trump’s idea of a fitness test would involve seeing “how many Wendy’s tendies you can fit in your mouth.”


That afternoon, Trump spent part of the day teaching his fist-pumping “Macho Man” dance to the youth on the White House lawn. He also used the moment to rant to the children about transgender rights and “men in women’s sports.”


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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 May 2026, 08:09
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07 May 2026, 08:09#6

Denny


American kids are of the most unfit and fattest in the world and the argument has been around how obesity is a real problem that needs addressing .


It is problematic in the USA where obesity cause early deaths of unfit people. Kimbel is just talking uneducated and mean BS again and you fell for it,




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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
07 May 2026, 13:11
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07 May 2026, 13:11#7

To be brainwashed, I suppose one must first have a brain..

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
08 May 2026, 04:53
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08 May 2026, 04:53#8

...sheep also have brains...

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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
08 May 2026, 07:31
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08 May 2026, 07:31#9

fried brains on toast

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
08 May 2026, 09:23
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08 May 2026, 09:23#10

It's physically impossible to brainwash the brainless.

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